Kim Kardashian Makes Hideous Fashion Statement

Now we know why Kim Kardashian takes her clothes off all the time.
It's not because she lacks the talent to make headlines any other way. Okay... that is actually a major reason why.
But it's also because the alternative is for Kim to dress herself in ways that are harmful to the retinas of all that stare too closely. Consider yourself warned, readers, and then take a look at the latest monstrosity donned by Kim at a New Jersey Nets game on Sunday afternoon.
She was in attendance because LeBron James and the Heat were in town, meaning Kim could sit courtside and pose for the camera. It's what she does best, after all...

Meghan Jones: Dating Jake Pavelka For Some Reason!

Jake Pavelka, the former star of The Bachelorette, The Bachelor and Dancing With the Stars, has a new girlfriend in Meghan Jones, a Dallas wedding planner.
The pool of available men must be running dry in north Texas.
Just kidding ... sort of. Anyway, the two made their public debut Monday at Dancing With the Stars' 200th episode party in Los Angeles. Here's a photo:

Meghan Jones loves Jake Pavelka. She must not watch much TV.

"She makes me look really good!" Jake said, noting that a "great friend" introduced them "less than two months ago." Wait... Jake has friends? This is a wild story.
While she lives in Dallas and he's in L.A., they haven't faced too many distance issues yet. "Her family actually lives in Orange County," Jake Pavelka said.
Jake, who was dubiously engaged to Vienna Girardi earlier this year, is just gushing about Meghan Jones. Their favorite way to spend time together? Travel.
"We're going to flip a coin in the morning," he said. "It's either going to be Hawaii, Australia, Bali or Bangkok." We'd suggest eHarmony instead, Megs.

THG Caption Contest Winner: October 29

In last Friday's edition of THG's Caption Contest, we challenged readers to come up with the best one for this photo of Ashton and Demi.
Thanks to Brittney Jones and other factors, there was plenty of material here. Our winner is lhart23. Congratulations on a job well done.
Honorable mentions go out to Tabitha Thaiba and Linda. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again in our next contest ...

Demi: Smile, even though it hurts.
Ashton: I hope somebody has a Nikon RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

Britney Spears: Living in Fear of Fernando Flores?

Britney Spears' handlers are asking a judge to protect her from a "shake down" by a former bodyguard who they believe could put the pop singer in danger.
Fernando Flores, a who claims the pop star sexually harassed him by, among other things, walking around her home naked, poses a threat to her, they say.
The risk is less about potential physical harm than the information he has. Flores is looking to have the case tried in civil court, which troubles Team Spears.

Britney's conservators are concerned that Flores will use the public forum to release private information about the eccentric celebrity to extort a settlement.
In new legal docs filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Britney's camp has asked the judge to move the case to a probate court in order to keep it private.
The conservators also say, "There is a real possibility that Ms. Spears will be exposed to danger by the release of confidential and personal information."
It's unclear what this dude's problem is. What's the big deal, Fernando? When any other guys see Britney Spears nude, their first instinct is to whip out something besides a cell phone to call their lawyer. Sexual harassment? Please.

Justin Bieber in Glasses: Hot or Not?

How can a 16-year old have enough life experience to pen an autobiography? Let's turn that question over to Justin Bieber.
“I decided to write this book at such a young age because there is so much stuff on the Internet that is misconstrued and a lot of people have [written] stuff about me and it’s just not right," he said at a book signing this week.
Makes sense to us... but not sure if we can say the same about the singer in glasses. He donned the look at the event, as pictured here:

Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Halloween in Rehab

Lindsay Lohan's friends visited her for the first time in rehab Sunday, bringing special treats for the occasion. We're talking heroin and cocaine Halloween costumes!
English socialite Victoria Hervey and LiLo's rumored assistant/girlfriend Eilat Anschel teamed up with chief enabler/mom Dina to spread spooky cheer for LiLo.
They brought costumes to the Betty Ford Clinic to play dress-up. Lindsay Lohan had a blast, too. Nothing like good, old-fashioned wholesome fun in detox!

No word if Lindsay dressed up as a criminal this year.

Sources close to the star say “Lindsay is doing incredibly well and making amazing progress." Another source adds, “She seems so much stronger and confident.”
That's certainly good to hear for Linds. If she accepts PETA's offer to go vegetarian, she'll come out of there in a better financial position as well as physical, too.
No word on the exact costumes she donned, but LL's used to misrepresenting herself, if you know what we mean. We mean she makes up excuses a lies a lot.
Hello? Is this thing on? Tough crowd ...

Win an Autographed Vampire Diaries Soundtrack!

The Vampire Diaries Soundtrack, featuring "Obsession" by Sky Ferreira (see video below) and other great tracks, has been released. Want to win a free copy?
A free copy signed by star Ian Somerhalder, no less?

All you have to do to enter TV Fanatic's exclusive Vampire Diaries Soundtrack giveaway is comment and tell us why you think we should give it to you.
That's it. Comment below and make your case. You must log in to be eligible. You can register or login using your Facebook account in the comment box.
This contest is open to U.S. residents only and ends Tuesday, November 9. We'll pick the winner then! Why do you deserve a signed soundtrack? Tell us ...