Aktually Koming Soon: A Kardashian Kredit Kard

We really wish were were making this up, but: Mastercard is coming out with a prepaid, Kardashian-based credit card.
The item will be available to consumers on November 10 - and we'll just let Kim take it from here, as we must go purchase canned goods for the upcoming Apocalypse:
"I am so excited to reveal to you guys that Kourtney, Khloe and I have partnered with Mobile Resource Card to create our very own Kardashian Prepaid Mastercard," Kim blogged today.

Kontinued Kardashian:
"To me, the coolest thing about this prepaid card is that when you get the card you also get a Mobile Mone account for free and you can transfer your money between your accounts when you need it, using your phone. It’s like having an ATM in your phone, LOL. No one likes going to banks and ATMs and we’re constantly on our phones, so why not make it easy to manage your money from your mobile!?"
We don't have an answer for that, Kim. Or for what's become of society.

Source: Miley Cyrus Returned to Liam Hemsworth for "Normalcy and Structure"

Many celebrity gossip followers were surprised by yesterday's divorce announcement from Tish and Billy Ray Cyrus.
But sources say one person was aware this was coming a long time ago: Miley Cyrus.
“Miley knew about the divorce awhile ago and she’s been taking it really hard," a friend told Hollywood Life. "Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with [Liam Hemsworth], Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart."

Left: Tish Cyrus make her first appearance since her divorce goes public. Right: Miley grabs Liam by the hand.

In a quest for what this insider describes as "normalcy and structure" in her life, Miley got back together with Liam in September.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started acting out more," says the source. "Plus, her parents really like him and so she’s trying to make it work. She’s just doing the best she can.”

More than ever, Miley will now be counted on to be the rock of her family. We don't always agree with her professional decisions, but we do wish her the best in overcoming this personal obstacle.

Tracy Young Stands by Kim Zolciak Pregnancy Story

Mariah Carey confirmed her pregnancy today.
Tracy Young is waiting for Kim Zolciak to do the same.
In response to Young telling Star that her ex-girlfriend is pregnant with Kroy Biermann's child, Zolciack Tweeted yesterday that the rumor is "hilarious." Not exactly a denial, but not an admission, either.

Tracy Young claims this is photographic evidence that Kim Zolciak is knocked up. Are you buying it?

Now, Young has spoken out again, telling the tabloid:

"While I was staying at her house in Atlanta, I watched Kim do numerous pregnancy tests all of which came back positive... For her to deny it is ridiculous, but it doesn't surprise me in the least. It's typical Kim with an agenda. Who knows what that is. Maybe her own show?"

Despite sounding bitter, Young has a final message for her ex:

"I wish her and her growing family all the best."

Angelina Pivarnick to Snooki, Jersey Shore Cast: Youse All Suck!

Angelina Pivarnick, formerly of Jersey Shore before she quit both of the seasons so far, chatted it up with Detroit’s Mojo In The Morning radio show Thursday.
She spoke about as eloquently as youse would expect.
The self proclaimed Kim K. of Staten Island said the reason she bailed "was because I was getting bullied by all of them and they were trying to ... like, you know abuse me and it was just ridiculous. There was a drama fight everyday."

BULLYING VICTIM: Angelina Pivarnick claims she is, anyway.

Pivarnick said her "principles" kept her from attending the second season's reunion show, as she didn’t plan going there on bended knee and apologizing.
"To them, I owe them something and I, they need, they want me to go on hands and knees and beg for forgiveness. That's not the type of person I am."
The last image Jersey Shore viewers have of Pivarnick was her getting her ass kicked in a brawl with fellow cast member Snooki prior to leaving for good.
Pivarnick said she and Snooki "cant stand each other," which she hinted might have been borne out of romantic jealousy over Vinny Guadagnino.
Vin smashed both at various points in Season 2.
Snooki "got mad at me for having sex with Vinny," Pivarnick said, noting that “Meanwhile she was bringing guys home and he was bringing girls home."
"I had no idea that she actually like Vinny in that way, like, I had no idea and you know she never explained to me, like hey don’t touch Vinny whatever."

IN THE SMASH ROOM: Vingelina smush it real good.

"It’s so funny ‘cause it’s like me getting blamed for it but, Vinny’s the one who antagonized the whole entire thing of me hooking up with him," Ange said.
Yes, that's the only thing funny about it.
"He's the one that came at me first," she says of Guadagnino. "He's the one that was like flirting with me, but then she gets mad at me.”
Pivarnick said Snooki was trying to make her "look like a ho."
"How am I a slut when I hooked up with Vinny like I had sex with him the whole two months I was there,” Pivarnick said, labeling Snooks a hypocrite.
“But then it's OK as soon as the episodes where she was having a guy in the bed?”
She has a good point ... we think. It's hard to understand her.

Charlie Sheen Owes Capri Anderson $12,000

Charlie Sheen allegedly caused $7,000 in damages to the Plaza Hotel this week and has offered to pay the bill for his drunken rampage.
While the actor's checkbook is out, a source tells Radar Online he also might wanna make things right with Capri Anderson. A new report claims this porn star also works as an escort, and that Sheen "ordered" her from a service.
"Charlie had never met [Christina Walsh, Capri's real name] until that night," the insider says. "Christina was supposed to be paid $12,000. By the time the crazy night was over, she never got paid because Charlie flipped out."

This acquaintance of Anderson's says the adult film actress is "more than a porn star" and has someone in Los Angeles schedule dates for her.

“She’s furious because he still NEVER paid her! And she’s determined to get her money one way or the other, so she’s shopping her story," the source says. "Saying she’ll go to the district attorney makes her story more valuable she thinks and puts pressure on Charlie.”

It's true that Anderson has hired a lawyer and may take action that jeopardizes Sheen's probation.

But is it even possible for Charlie Sheen to feel pressure at this point? Consider all he's done, consider all the public knows and consider that CBS gave him a raise this summer. It's hard to imagine what Capri Anderson could do or say that affects Sheen one bit.

Howard K. Stern Convicted of Contributing to Death of Anna Nicole Smith

Howard K. Stern has been found guilty of contributing to the death of Anna Nicole Smith, his former client, confidant and longtime cash cow.
A Los Angeles Superior Court convicted Smith's ex-lover on two counts of conspiracy today - giving false names and acting by fraud to obtain prescriptions - determining that he helped fuel the late starlet's fatal drug habit.
Dr. Khristine Eroshevich was also convicted of four charges; while another physician who treated her, Dr. Sandeep Kapoor, was cleared on all counts.

Looks like Howard K. Stern is off to prison.

Sentencing for both parties is scheduled for January 6, but D.A. spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons said outside of court this afternoon that "both defendants are looking at possible maximum of at least three years in state prison."

The D.A's office still has the opportunity to reduce or limit sentencing to some of the misdemeanor charges. Whether that happens is another story.

Stern was a longtime attorney for Smith and spent many weeks arguing that he, not Larry Birkhead, was the father of Anna Nicole's daughter, Dannielynn.

He was acquitted on seven other charges, including unlawfully prescribing a controlled substance and obtaining a prescription for an opiate using false info.

It appeared the case, which the jury deliberated nearly two weeks, was headed for a mistrial as recently as this morning, but the jury came to a consensus.

PETA to Lindsay: Go Veg and Go Debt Free!

PETA has made an enticing offer to Lindsay Lohan. If the troubled actress agrees to give up meat, the animal rights group will agree to take over her rehab bill!
That's gonna be one big ass bill too!
After hearing that Lindsay, who was ordered back to rehab instead of jail last week, has fallen on "tough economic times" as a result, PETA wrote this letter ...

Should Lindsay go vegetarian? It could be worth a lot to her ...

"Dear Lindsay, we understand that you've fallen on tough economic times, so we're writing to you with an offer that we sincerely hope you'll consider."
"PETA will pay your bill for substance addiction treatment if you'll rid yourself of one more toxic substance: meat. A crucial part of recovery is showing charity to others. One way to do this is to be kind to animals, the Earth, and your body."
"You'll never regret it."
"When animals are crammed together on factory farms, disease spreads fast, so cows, chickens, and other animals are fed large amounts of antibiotics to make them grow quickly and keep them alive in filthy conditions that would otherwise kill them."
"A clean, tasty vegan diet provides all the nutrients you need, minus contaminants, saturated fat, and cholesterol that are found in animal flesh, eggs, and dairy foods. Vegans also have stronger immune systems than meat-eaters."
"Please let us know if you'd like to take us up on our offer."
Somehow we don't see it happening. Though who knows, Lindsay Lohan did ditch one kind of meat in favor of a change of pace, if you know what we mean.
We mean dudes, in favor of vadge. Not quite veg, but close!